who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i